daddylexas:

me, with tears in my eyes: time to make a joke

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newszn:

If her tiddies big give shawty a back massage. You don’t know how much she be needing it

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unshrink:

last night I heard my mom telling my dad, “I have two children, stop being the third”.

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purplebuddhaquotes:

“Sometimes being a friend means mastering the art of timing. There is a time for silence. A time to let go and allow people to hurl themselves into their own destiny. And a time to prepare to pick up the pieces when it’s all over.”

— Gloria Naylor

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mockingbirdie:

do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.

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koobaxion:

koobaxion:

No problem Boblem

No probert Robert

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virare:

the best part about being in your 20’s is slowly caring less and less about what people think of you and surrounding yourself with good people

the worst is that I’m broke

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